9.25.2015

TRUMP vs. THE DREADED DUMFUX

     Conservatives have been driven to the edge of an ideological cliff. Is it any wonder they are angry – no, furious – and support Donald Trump?
     The dreaded Dumfux on both sides of the aisle have been running the government. Into the ground.
     Dumfux? People who confuse elitist intellectualism with intelligence. People who, based on nothing more than failed 18th Century ideology, mistakenly believe they have acquired the wisdom to dictate what’s right for you, your family, your community, your industry... everyone but themselves.

     Big Media Dumfux opine on subjects so far over their heads they can only see the ass ends, from which their gotcha questions drop: “Would you support a muslim for President?” (Incidentally, Ben, the correct answer is “Hell no, I think there are several in the Administration right now, and I don’t support anything they have done so far.”

     Conservatives vote right, and yet, in the corrupt, stinking swamp of DC, the deals always seem to fall to the left. Conservatives vote yes, and the Dumfux count is no.
     Media Dumfux dwell on Trump’s (and all conservative Republicans’) problems, mistakes and history; pretending they are informing audiences, when all they’re doing is trying to boost their ratings by tearing down candidates conservatives favor. Meanwhile, the Dumfux completely skip over, disregard or otherwise neglect mentioning their favorites’ far more egregious lies, false promises and fabrications.

     The dreaded Dumfux try to dictate who to like, what to eat, what kind of vehicles to drive, how to live, how to dress, what religions are good and bad, how much meat to eat, how much cola to drink, how much water to use, how much electricity, what kind of bags, bottles, bathrooms and trivia ad nauseam.
     Dumfux say NO! to guns, no to flags, no to The Bible, no to SUVs, no to Christmas, Easter and Jesus. No to NASCAR, no to prisons, no restrictions on abortions or weed. Yet they call Republicans “the party of no.” All conservatives really want is smaller government, a stronger military and lower taxes.
     They argue over what color of lives matter. The Dumfux choir chants black lives matter but turns a blind eye to the horrific numbers of our black brothers and sisters dying in mothers’ wombs and wounds, on the mean streets of America’s gang-infested big cities.
     Dumfux produce dark movies, dark “music,” and sit behind dark news desks.
     They propagandize and indoctrinate your children and call it “education.”
     They want unlimited immigration (excepting, presumably, conservative foreigners) in order to keep the dreaded Dumfux in charge forever.
     They would have the nation tolerate, even embrace, every imaginable carnal perversion, then have the audacity to berate conservatives for resisting the nation’s fall from grace.
     They feign guilt about things which happened in the distant past... things with which no one living today had anything whatsoever to do... in order to guilt the nation into passing legislation which otherwise would be seen for the fraud it is.
     They continue to apologize for America’s charitable, medical, military and technological contributions to the world.
     Dumfux have brought America down, insisting she is an unexceptional nation, no more significant than Earth’s many unexceptional nations. Of course, if this requires giving up their private jets, great privileges, golf, vacations and other bennies, they will issue exemptions for themselves.

     Is it any wonder conservatives are attracted to a candidate who calls out the Dumfux? Someone who wants us to live in a proud first rate nation. Someone who wants to make America great again.